Due Day plus 4

This kid ain't never comin'.

In my mind, I never pictured that the baby could be late. I just always faithfully assumed that it would be prompt.

It needs to come soon. Jess is very much uncomfortable and in pain. It looks like Industrial Light and Magic glued a quarter inch thick sheet of rubber all around her feet. Seriously, if I grab her foot around the heel her toes then blow up. She is very cartoonish in her appearance right now. Maybe I should say her body is more "dynamic". She should pose for an art class for a study in form. The only problem is that no art class on the planet wants to hear how bad her hips hurt, over and over and over and over and...